I knew I didn’t like skinny jeans for a good reason… beside the fact that I strained one of my rhomboids trying to get in a pair once… an embarrassing, but true story. This 35 year old lady was squatting for a good while helping some friends unload cupboards during a move. Then when she got up, she couldn’t walk straight and eventually fell down. The skinny jeans and squatting for a long time had cut off her circulation, causing her legs to swell, compress her nerves in the lower legs and decrease blood/nutrient flow leading to “Uncle Rhabdo” as the CrossFitters call it aka rhabdomyolysis or actual muscle cell death. This story is completely ridiculous anyway, but WHY is a THIRTY-FIVE year old woman wearing skinny jeans?! Give it up!